Con dos cojones

dellconagher:

Somehow that doesn’ surprise me. I can’ imagine th’ word “subtle” ever applyin’ to ya.

*snorts quietly* I guess if ya can’ find any other way t’ entertain yerself. They didn’ make ya give back yer Spy toys?

I know, right? It’d be like fittin’ a description fer BLU with jest “competent”. *Overdramatic hand to her forehead* Simply madness!

S’a morgue down there sometimes. Unless there’s a prude ‘round ta fuck with… Or alcohol. Or enemies within reach. Gotta love ill-temper-ed targets, ha! *Shrugs* An’ no, maybe they forgot. Don’t be afraid, though; makin’ yer machines blow up is way more funner than sappin’ them.

missjennydoe:

[/FLIPS HER HOMEWORK

WHOO DONE

There’s RP to be had and tension between mercenaries to watch]

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allisonhm:

lady-hath-no-mercy:

“Maybe he’ll like it like this..”

Of course he’ll like it white lingerie is always appealing.

allisonhm:

lady-hath-no-mercy:

“Maybe he’ll like it like this..”

Of course he’ll like it white lingerie is always appealing.

hillcountry-hippie-hardhat:

erikabrona replied to your post: Junkie. *Smirks*

*Insult ruined by lack of culture. Fuck* … B| Addict it is, then.

8|

Marijuana ain’t addictive, man. That’s what the Man wants you to think.

Fuck, ye fuckin’ get me.

*Congratulations, Willie, you were able to frustrate her without even trying*

dellconagher:

*keeps an impassive face through the imitation, though the desire to punch her in the face is strong; does blink at the last little bit*

Wait, ya used t’ be a Spy? …Did they kick ya out ‘cause yer shit at insultin’ people?

*Snorts, smiling wide at his reaction - or lack thereof*

Shit yeah, I was. An’ cute, but no. *Brushes shoulder off* I was anythin’ but subtle while cloack-ed - ergo, no fancy suits an’ free backstabbin’ fer me anymore. Feh.

It was fun ta make BLU do stupid things while disguis-ed as them, though. *Grins*

dellconagher:

How ‘bout Hillbilly? Sums ye up quite well. No, wait, maybe nerd. *Taps chin in thought*

I’m wounded by yer scathin’ wit. Truly. B|

Yer right, nobody gets offend-ed with that.

*Clears her throat and tries to imitate him in an insulting manner*

“Well howdy there folks, I’m no other than the good ol’ Dell Conagher- emphasis on old! I’m a prude, awkward nerd from Redneck Land who hides behind his toys instead of facin’ enemies like a fuckin’ man! Also, I have a thing fer Spooks?”

*Imitation off* Man, shoulda brought me ol’ disguise kit. Either way, howzzat? 8)

OOC

missjennydoe:

[Got a good lot of homework to do and a book to read for tomorrow afternoon, so will most likely be slow in answering stuff for… Around 3 hours, give or take. Maybe longer. Taking a little break now, but yeah - just so you know.]

simsationales:

Buh I draw Erika much too much

See that?That’s me bein’ perfect. An’ nat givin’ a shit, but that goes without sayin’.

simsationales:

Buh I draw Erika much too much

See that?

That’s me bein’ perfect. An’ nat givin’ a shit, but that goes without sayin’.